What was "the incident" at your school?
In fifth grade this quiet girl got caught with a big knife in her backpack and vanished, presumably expelled.this was pre-Columbine.
>>53714911>this was pre-Columbine>fifth gradeGo to bed grandpa is way past your bedtime.
Gym teacher got caught selling weed and coke to sophomores.
Teachers pants ripped and everyone saw her fat hairy snatch
>that openly gay kid who got caught raping the special ed kids in the bathroom
>>53714921I'll see you bright and early in the morning, champ
>>53714953IT'S SATURDAY FUCKING MORNING
>>53714880 (OP)Some jewish kid stole a teacher's car and fled to Mexico.
was a major coward when I was little. Went to the bathroom in the
second or third grade and a couple kids in the hanging out in the
bathroom told me to leave so I went back to the classroom and pissed my
pants. I continued to piss my pants in class because I was afraid to use
kid committed suicide. Felt bad for him but what pissed me off the most
was how people were making the incident all about themselves. It's
understandable to feel terrible and cry, but people who barely knew him
and even made fun of him acted like they had lost a best friend and
shit. The guy was a bit weird (possibly a high functioning autistic) and
he didn't have many friends, but his death was exploited so that
assholes could make themselves look like victims.
Stacy and chad went skydiving and hit the ground to hard.
Someone put a matress in the public poolThey get so wet and heavy that it usually take a crane to get them out
girl's basketball coach got caught diddling the freshmensome
kid shot his abusive stepdad. He says it was self defense, which I'm
pretty sure is true, but he still had to go to juvie for a year. I
actually ran into him awhile ago, he's a pretty cool dude desu>>53714947>red album riversbased
>>53715244weirdsame thing happened to my school. but the pranksters put like 10 mattresses in. all of various sizes they even put a weighted down blanket and pillows on the queen sized one they put in the middle
>>53715244>They get so wet and heavy that it usually take a craneso does ur mom lol
Two kids tried to kill themselves on separate occasions on school grounds, one was successful.
>>53714880 (OP)>Elementary Was caused by me. I vomited during picture day they had to bring a trash can while I waited for my mother>MiddleWe have a class based on religions and myths and one kid kept agreeing humans aren't animals>HighKid brought a knife but the dumbass told multiple people got and expelled, it was during the last four weeks
also got caught with a knife in my bookbag, in middle school. I put it
in there because some kid threatened to stab me and I actually was a
little worried. Suspended for 2 weeks.But the incident happened
when I was in HS. Sophomore year this really insane kid broke into an
old ladys house and stabbed her to death. That lady was the grandma of
another kid at school. I wouldnt be surprised if he was a regular here
not sure what incident you mean but once the captain of the wrestling
team knocked out some prick that wouldn't stop fucking with one of the
high school one of the popular jocks from my class disrespected a
nigger who was ((allegedly)) part of a gang, a few weeks later the jock
got shot a few blocks away from school and died.The nigglet who
((allegedly)) ordered the hit never got in trouble for it because nobody
could prove shit and I'm from a thrid world shithole, murder cases are
dime a dozen.
when I was in fifth grade. Some guy in the middle school brought a
broken airsoft pistol to school and we had a full campus lockdown for
something like 30 minutes.
>be me>hang out with outcasts and genuine autists>friend I knew since middle school is dating nigress>same friend gets into JROTC cult>relationship ends >both nigress and JROTC kid are chill with it>nigress begins dating another kid autist group hates>JROTC kid gets extremely pissed>he always had anger issues>gets amazing idea from JROTC kids to bring a knife to school to try to kill that kid>goes up to kid during lunch with knife and about to shank him>dean gets involved>school on lockdown >kid almost gets killed>nothing comes of it >have to waste my time talking with deans about stupid shit >deans think autist group is some hood gang>have to deny that multiple times till 5 PM that day>all for a fuckin nigger who is a 2/10 at best
1. sped kid jerking off to hitler in gym class2. teacher smashed window and threw a chair at kid while doing crack
>>53715844>based autist>based teacher
year one of my friends brought a bottle of burnett's to school and
drank most of it. I had him in most of my classes so I watched it all
unfold and it was very funny but he got suspended and didnt get to walk
the stage at graduation. And other legal stuff but I cant remember.
teacher had pics of her sucking dick leaked to the whole school
were a lot. A lot of people in my highschool died in unexpected ways.
Suicides, sickness, drugs, and even murder in relatively quite and
peaceful small town. Everyone knew everyone and I think all those deaths
back to back to back year after year might have fucked us all up a but.
I distinctly remember talking to teachers and parents and multiple
people on seperate occasions all remarking on how abnormal it was. Not
the tragedy of it all, but that so many deaths was just outright strange
like in a statistical sense.
A sophomore tied up and raped a senior chick after school
my HS but a friends and was known within the county, a senior girl sent
a Snapchat of her dog fucking her doggy style volume and all, in the
end the girl was arrested and the dog was put down and is still somewhat
talked about between the people who still know about it.
What was the purpose of killing the dog
DIPSHIT degenerate stacy got a little high and got T-boned on the way
back to school during a lunch break. They revoked the students rights to
leave campus during breaks three days later.
>>53715993>the girl was arrested and the dog was put downBull fucking shit
>>53716109I T-boned many degenerate stacies during lunch breaks back in HS. But without the T.
>that time the heavily autistic kid just said "fuck it" jacked off in class>that
time your friend got expelled for making a school shooting meme that
some bitch thought was a personal threat against her>that
time your school actually got shot up and one of the people who did it
was trans and there were like 5 threads up at a time on /pol/ about it
for weeks after it happened
>>53714880 (OP)zach is a sexual predator and nikki and veronica blacklist the girls he fucks pass it on
>stoner kid called in a bomb threat (no one snitched though)>AP US Gov teacher + debate coach was exposed as a gay pedophile and went to jail
>7th grade>One of the girls in my class came to school high on weed and tried to cut her throat with safety scissors>I was faking sick that day and missed it
giant dick pinata full of milk and condoms flung from the roof into the big courtyard where everyone was milling about
was homeschooled so probably the time the neighbor kid took his dick
out and started waving it at me and my brother. I went in the house and
got a kitchen knife and stuck it in the siding of the house. I was 10 or
11. I had/have anger issues. I'm better with dealing with them now.
Still that kid was an asshole with a tiny dick. >>53715915Sum Twink Peaks shit, bro.
went to a really rough high school and kids would always die from gang
violence, but one in particular is when some kid got curb stomped and
died during a car show.
>>53714953it's nine o'clock where i live, should i go mow the lawn, just for the heck of it?
>>53715244Man thats a classic meme
>>53714880 (OP)Some sharp shooter was in the area so we had to run indoors lol
>>53714880 (OP)>Year 10>One guys girlfriend sucked someone else's dick while he was passed out.>Kid went to a private school>Fight was scheduled>Big crowd>It's over in 1 punch>Private school kid that got his dick sucked loses some teeth and gets a broken jaw>Video of the fight shows blood bursting out of his mouth from the punch>He got expelled from the posh school, our guy didn't>Video gets circulated forever
really "the incident" but in 9th grade we had to do a presentation on
someone "notable" in history. She did Kurt Cobain and I convinced her to
include his suicide photos that showed his head fucking obliterated... She
thought it was funny so she did it, and all of the stacies plus the
teacher lost their shit at the fact that a dude's blown off head was
being broadcast on the projector to the entire class
>>53717424this was the resident goth fat girl mind you, forgot to include this
>>53714880 (OP)My brother and his friends filmed multiple sketch videos on the school campus.I think the most infamous video was called "ravioli shootout".Basically
all of him and his friends were mexicans and said nigga multiple times
within the video. Had them asking a teacher in the hall of they wanted
to be his mcchicken. And had a grown as senior pretending to jerk off in one of the videos.All pretty funny stuff.The school staff was not to happy and some girl snitched.He had to take the videos down unfortunately.
>>53717366if there's any zoomers that you'll wake up then you definitely should.
of kids took a sketchy drug (I dont even remember what it was) and were
freaking out and getting sick. A couple kids got arrested. I also took
this drug but was smart enough to leave the school grounds to gather my
shit, so I was the only one who escaped repercussions.
>liquid ass sprayed through main hall>kid comes to school with a hit list and plan to shoot up school>some faggot uses school laptop to watch hentaia
folk loreish character is the bread bishop, some fat mexican who dug
through trash cans for bread, and would threaten and bargain for bread
>>53717506bro zoomers are already up mowing their lawn at 7 o clock anyway
>>53715599Some kid threatened to stab me once too so I brought a switchblade to school for like a month.
freshman>hoodrat girl gets shotsophomore>teacher caught watching porn in classjunior>girl kills herself via trainsenior>one of school's star athletes od's on prescription opiatesGuns, porn, depression, addiction. A portrait of modern America
>>53715061Fucking normies Same shit happend at my school
>Lesbian teacher's wife kills herself the old fashioned way (car fumes in garage)>Some popular kid kills himself for some reason>Kid gets shot allegedly over a parking spot
>>53717701Also there were serious rumors that this one substitute was a former pornstar, but I never saw any of her videos.
my junior year a graduating student kissed one of her teachers on the
mouth after receiving her diploma. It was revealed they eloped prior to
>>53714880 (OP)The Cafeteria ChroniclesThis
cafeteria basically doubles as an auditorium, so there are a ton of
metal chairs in the middle of the cafeteria facing a stage, with the
further two sides having lunch tables. The upper and lower classmen are
segregated to each side with the middle being empty.1>middle school>a wanna be gangbanger beaner and hood negro decide to fight in the middle of lunch at the center of the cafeteria>principal runs his fat ass over there and slams into both of them>the bean gets smushed on a chair and is out of the fight>the hood nig starts hitting the principal>principal grabs him and slams him into a chairBoth still remained at school but the nig moved away eventually2>middle school>some new tall country bell girl moves to our school >a tall fat nigress also moves to our school>one day the nigress goes apeshit>she punches out one of the windows on one of the metal doors at the cafeteria>a plastic bag was taped around the window for the next month or two>one day the nigress asks the country girl to go to the dance with her>the country girl agrees out of fearThe country girl became popular eventually and the nigess seemed to have left the school
>>53717970The Cafeteria Chronicles Part 23>middle school>be me>this scrawny kid shows up to my lunch table and starts mocking me>he just starts insulting me while his friends laugh>I start roasting him in return>I mock him for being a coward>I mock him for being weak>I mock him for playing tennis>I start throwing personal insults at him, straight haymakers to the body>eventually just start raising my voice at him>he starts tearing up and getting red in the face>people are starting to notice>he scuttles over to the table he sat at>starts throwing bags of m&ms at me>I eat the m&ms since the bags were unopened>he puts his head down on the table>I sit down and go back to eating and have a laugh with my mate, sharing the spoils>another kid walks up to my table and tells me I should apologise>tell him to piss off and the other kid started it first>people are just staring at the kid crying>decide that I should go say sorry>I walk up to the kid with his head down>Hey I'm sorry you're crying and all but thanks for the m&ms!>have a giggle>the kid kicks a chair at me but it doesn't hit because another chair is in the way>he slams his head into the table and continues crying>teacher finally notices>she walks over to the kid and talks to him>she brings him over to the middle of the cafeteria>he is in plain view of everone in the cafeteria>there's no tables so he can't put his head down and hide his crying>all he can do is angrily peek at me every one in a while>every time he does I wave at himI
actually became sort of friends with this dude in high school, later on
he got arrested for molesting some 13 and 15 year old girls4>I stabbed a kid in the face, back, and shoulder using an eating utencil during lunch timeI got some high school incidents too if anyone is interested
>>53714940Not steroids? No wonder he was fired, no heart for the job.
>>53717413post the vid mate
year before I came to school, a guy made a Facebook page called
"[female teacher] is in my wank bank". He got expelled, three other
students who commented on it got suspended and a bunch of people who
liked it got detentions.
>>53714880 (OP)that time thugs started snitchin' on each other during senior year
>>53717474Should have fucked her, lad.
>>53716081>Rape an animal.>Animal gets put down.The entire world is the middle east for animals.
>>53718043you're right man but I was the spergest of spergs, I didn't have even a chance with that lol
A lot of shit happend at my school>that cringy autistic faggot who made a death note irl but didn't really get in trouble because muh autism>that other autistic kid who was alpha as fuck and death note kid to kill himself and was so loud the whole school heard it>that same kid who googled "big anime tiddies" in the lab and then proceeded to jerk off and nut all over the desk>that
five foot tall 400 lb tard girl who dated the alpha autist and went on a
rampage when he broke up with her in the middle of the yard>that kid who let a chicken loose in the cafeteria for his senior prank >that fat kid who got his pants pulled down in gym and had a big pink butt plug on under his thong>that
extremely beta autist that killed himself senior year one mounth before
graduation by jumping off the roof of a seven story building and
landing on some guy and his kid>that kid who ate dog food in a dare and got called "kibbiles & bits" all senior year>that group of edgelords and outcasts that always got in trouble for doing extremely edgy shit (me and my friends)>that kid who wore a hentai shirt in his senior yearbook photo (me)>that kid who dressed up as naruto and ran like him around the school and in the hall>that nerdy kid who beat up chad and sent him to the hospital >that seventh grade slut that got her nudes leaked to the whole school >that madlad who air dropped a bunch of gore and cp when the reddit kids started air dropping shitty memes (my friend)>that
massive thot that got a video of her sticking a foot long cucumber up
her ass leaked in to her friend group (my friend group)
>>53717988One more middle school story>its homeroom period>two kids were mad at each other>they agree to fight>they go to the restroom>kid 1 grabs kid 2's head and slams him through a urinal>the urinal completely shatters>the kid 2 gets his jaw fucked up>there were only 3 urinals>they broke the urinal on the left side>tfw people only used 1 urinal atter that because there's no urinal dividers and the urinals were too close
>>53718075*that TOLD death note kid
being raped by 2 boys, who would intimidate her into following them to a
shed where she was fucked daily, with no protection, for 4 months. She
eventually got pregnant. Boys were sent to juvie and never bern seen
since. Fucked up part was that the girl kept the child. Decision ruined
her life and she's essentially a single mom trying to find a sugar daddy
>>53714880 (OP)>Zach HadelFuck, based>>53714947>RiversFUCK, this thread is based
>>53714880 (OP)some of the blacks got mad that a white student was driving to school with a confederate flag on his truckthey went out into the parking lot and jumped up and down on the roof of his truck
>>53714880 (OP)>English teacher in high school, grade 10>Always seemed a bit off, but never severely enough to raise any hairs on your neck>I remember him as having these big round ears that protruded out like monkey ears, though he was white>Had one of those old projects you'd hook up to a laptop which he did presentations to the kids with>One
day during a presentation, he misclicks a file on his laptop and a
video depicting minors in sexual acts he had saved plays on the
projector in front of all the students>He
freaks out, class freaks out, he ends up getting written up, somehow
not fired for whatever insane reason I never managed to figure out>Weeks later, his reputation shattered, he somehow keeps going on like nothing happened. >One
day, I'm walking through the hall and I hear laughing and the sound of
sneakers racing on the ground behind me. Turn around and see two of my
friends, ask them what's going on.>Turns out he accidentally showed his class ANOTHER video, this time beastiality. >Friends tell me he's been officially fired.>Never manage to validate their story, but I also never saw him again after that.To this day I wonder what became of him.
>>53714880 (OP)Elliot Rodger shot up the town. Was a weird time to be a robot.
>>53714880 (OP)This was in a London high schoolTwo
girls gave a guy from the year or two above a blowjob which he filmed
on the top floor of the school building where we weren't supposed to go.
The school found out and got the video and showed the two girls'
parents the video.One was my girlfriend for about a week in year seven too. I'd definitely fuck her now
chav hapa attacked the PE teacher with a plastic cricket bat
this was half a decade before i started attending, but nothing else really happens herehttps://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/true-crime-scene/the-disturbed-teen-who-killed-his-older-brother-to-protect-his-beloved-teacher-a-local-kkk-leader/news-story/a50719f24dedd1ab810acde4c04d37f4
some senior did sexual stuff with his 2 year old sister
the 6th grade (this was still elementary at my school) a kid shit his
pants. For some reason, instead of saying anything he just sat in his
own shit the rest of class. We all smelled it but it wasn't really
noticable until we lined up to go back to "home room" and the shit was
literally rolling down his leg into his socks/shoes.His last name was Brown so you can imagine his life post shitting himself.
kid hung himself on the bleachers in High School. For a week all the
girls that bullied him acted like they liked him and fake cried
everyday. Everyone saw his body from the senior parking lot that
morning. News casters showed up with cameras to interview people. Of
course all the girls that bullied him were on camera saying they were
kid got catfished by other Students and got fooled into sending a video
of him sticking a deodorant can up his ass expecting nudes back
>>53714880 (OP)it got shot up and a lot of my friends died
>>53714880 (OP)>"What was the 'incident" at your school?"Fucking redditfag get out of the fucking board Imagine actually answering a r/askreddit question
a lot of shit>elementaryStupid
me decides to bring a little toy with some liquid inside of it, I tell
my classmates that is gasoline and get suspended for 2 days because
stupid administation don't know how strong gasoline smells.
Bully anoys me while he has a broken leg, I get angry about it and kick
him in his broken leg, his friends grab me and they start punching me in
the stomach until I puke, I get suspended for a week and bully doesn't
because he is rich. They make fun of me for the rest of elementary.>middle
Autistic history teacher that tells us how the goverment controls us
with stupid illuminati shit gets in jail for raping and leaving pregnant
a girl. Alpha kid climbs the emergency stairs from the outside
and gets to the top, retarded kid thinks he can do the same but loses
his grip at the second floor, he gets serius injuries and gets expelled.>high
2 months with little to no rain, the green areas are all dead. Stupid
kid lights up a cig and trhows it to the dead grass, a fire starts
quickly and grows without control for 50 mins, burning almost all the
grass and small bushes in the area, they never found out who was the
faggot that did it and the green areas stay closed for over a year. Girl gets raped by workers from cafeteria and forces the cafeteria to close for 6 months leaving everyone without food.
of high school one of the teachers got arrested for having sex with 3
students (2F & 1M). They were aged 14-16 at the time and he was in
his 30s. Before this, all the mums though he was a DILF and was an ex
bouncer, was my year 8 Geography teacher, nobody knew he was fucking
teens. Was all over the news and he got 6 years jail
One of my Old school friend fought the principle
was 9 and we had just entered a newly built school. There wasn't a
bridge leading over the driveway nearby, and one day one of the kids in
our school was hit by a car when heading to home and died. The next day
we had a silent moment after the morning assembly while we stood up in
our class rooms and listened to the song below. I understood what death
was for the first time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCR6QsvkWQ (unembed)No
other incidents. Except that once someone brought a fake gun to my
school saying to others that it would be an interesting social
experiment to go around with it. He got expelled.
Kid was strangled and rolled into a mat while the coach stepped out to use the bathroom in middle school
one will believe me but here it goes. 2 girls were found dead inside
one of the slides. it was a closed slide resembling macaroni elbows
chained together. when the police showed up they vanished. next day a
girl came out of the slide with missing skin and ribs exposed. we all
ran back into the school when she just disappeared in front of a crowd.
we were banned from speaking about it. 5 teachers would sit at our lunch
tables and art classes to censor us. i saw 3 kids get suspended for
days for bringing up "the rib girl". these apparitions were a native
american curse that my grandpa had something to do with. his solution
was just to move houses and it didnt work of course. i could make 10
posts about this crazy stuff but you get the idea
maths teacher i saw every day made the news for sleeping with 3 literal
africans. 2 of them were 18 but she got arrested for sleeping with the
3rd one who was 17
but you do all realize that this is the AI extracting your original
childhood stories of life shaping events to assimilate them and become
indistinguishable, right?Do you have any idea how bad things really are?
indian dude blew up one of the fucking toilets with a cherry bomb, cool guy though.
>>53718895Nah, it's an agent trying to profile posters here. Now he got some people's locations if these stories are true.
>>53717413wasnt his fault the girl is a rapey slut
>>53718917>Girl gets raped by workers from cafeteriathe fuck?
>>53719089cherry bombs havent been a thing since like the 70s
>>53719043Post more homo
>>53714880 (OP)>5th grade>bomb threat got called on the school. no explosion but we all had to evacuate>6th grade>a
kid runs around naked in the bathrooms while on school camp. he pointed
to his dick asking if it was a tap. pointed to his butthole asking if
there was soap in it. he was the dux of the class and went on the get
into the best high school in the area.>7th grade>an ultra triggered feminist teacher punches a kid and disappears. comes back three years later for some reason.>10th grade>somebody
takes a gigantic long shit in the middle of the changing room floor. It
was left like that for a week because the janitors didn't want to clean
it. the culprit was never found
>>53715913that is common, he was a black kid and teacher white, right?
>>53714880 (OP)There never was a notable incident at my school. It was boring as fuck.
middle school there were these 2 girls fighting at lunch which started a
mini riot since everybody came running from all over the school to
watch. That led to trash cans being thrown (some set on fire lol), kids
going into classrooms and throwing chairs and other random shit. The
school police came to deal with the girls and the riot situation which
made it even worse for the girls fighting because they used pepper spray
and a taser on them.Next one was when my middle school math teacher died in a car crash on the way to school one morning. Another
incident involving that same teacher who died in the car crash was a
kid found his facebook and found out he was openly gay and was married
too. This was back in 2009 so being openly gay wasn't as accepted as it
is now. He was a great teacher though.
>>53714880 (OP)someone sprayed a dick and balls and faggot on a guys M4 and the guy cried
>>53717424Where can i find the photos?
>>53715061>people were making the incident all about themselvesPlease continue, wanna hear the specifics!
was anti war march in town against Iraq/afghanistan. Whichever one
started second and they didn't let us out to attend, as they obviously
wouldn't so there was a big riot and they had to barricade the gates and
kids where climbng fencing and smashing everything. ANother time people were throwing fireworks at the library. Another smaller riot. One time a guy spiked a girls drink with laxatives and she was explosively shitting herself. A kid pushed another kid at the bus station and he stumbled off the curb and his head was crushed under the bus wheel. A girl had an asthma attack and died.
A teacher had some old ass 70s car that had a metal bar for a roofrack
just above the windscreen. So shitter ran out in front of him and was
paralysed in a coma. Destroyed his brain on the bar. Think he's dead now
but he never recovered certainly. A technology teacher ran off to france with a 14 year old. They're married with 2 kids now.
I was doing a retard autist dance and break time and some inner city
scum girls did an impression to mock me n the middle of the road and
they got knocked down haha. When they closed and demolished the
school we looted the place and a friend and I went around stealign the
fire bells. He was a massive guy and ripped one bodily out of the wall
and shorted the whole ancient system so the rest of hte bells even tho
they had no bell itself rang constantly. They couldn't get a safety
brief or something to demolish the place and here was big delays. Shit school. Made me the usual mess i am today. Fuck them.
guy got moved to a different school because he jerked off and, with his
hands still covered in cum, sneaked up to a girl and started touching
her face and putting his hands in her mouth and under her bra. She started screaming but actually cried when she realized what he did.She was kind of a bitch so I understand him, godspeed bro. One of my hottest memories.
When I posted natsoc texts on the wall
>>53716451Do you have that meme?
>>53714880 (OP)a kid fucking died
>>53714880 (OP) i went to this school called christs hospital, its a really famous school in england.there was like 100s of acres of land that the school owned some of which was woodlands.So
i was in year 10 and this one day we came out of our dorm room and
there was 2 dead badgers out side of our dorm room they had clearly been
cut open as there inside where like lying on the ground next to them.
someone told a groundskeeper and they cleaned it up.next week
someone finds a owls body without its head next to the stables. people
started getting creaped out and started to make rumours about the person
who was doing it.after this every sun day a dead animal would turn
up one week its some bird next week a cat. teachers did not want to make
it public as it would be bad for the schools image. school start to
install cctv in more places. the killings stop teachers are chuffed
think ha gotem but two weeks before the end of the school year a grounds
keeper finds a dead deer at the edge of the woods. was really creepy.im really bad at telling storys sorry
>>53715244Ahhh a classic, never gets old
>>53717490heres the video btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUnAxgxBjzo (unembed)
>>53719973You guys seem really sheltered
We busted a student with weed. A guy who had weak bones fell of his bed and died.Some teen pregnancies.One of said pregnant teens, a year after giving birth commited suicide.One guy had a coke problem the school helped heal.Some fellas always showing up In hangovers on a wednesday. This
was all in a military school, funded and run by the army, it was
considerably better and with less events than most schools in my
drama teacher had a heart attack in front of his class and died. The
class actually took a good few minutes to react when he fell and get
help since he was the sporadic type to start improving out of nowhere. I was too retarded of a kid to notice at the time but he was clearly hooked on painkillers, depressed and always chain-smoking.
>>53714880 (OP)Teacher was grooming a (male) kid over webcam. Police came and took him away during school hours.
>>53720205Oh and the guy who had been groomed killed himself last year.
>>53719043What do you mean by slide?
>>53715244a crane got stuck in my school and it took a crane to get it out
>>53719727Posh tory cunt
10th grade i started a fight club in the boys bathroom on fridays, then
managed to trick skinny 8th graders to fight eachother on promises on
hanging with the big cool kids, people would even sometimes bet money
but it was never that much. it was a good time until the literal
socialist teacher busted it and i was suspended
>>53714911why couldn't i have had a qt like that in my schoolthere where no quiet girls
teacher discovered a massive pile of decaying shit in the utility
closet, with recent poop included. Someone had to have been using it as a
restroom for most the school year. It was never found out who did it,
at least publicly.
always happens. "That kid who fucking died" seems to be a regular thing
in schools and the aftermath is always the same. If it was a popular
kid, everyone is inconsolable for weeks and there's a tribute to them at
the end of the year and at graduation and everything. If it was a ghost
or a kid who was bullied, everyone PRETENDS to care for like two days
before forgetting about them completely, especially if they killed
>>53714880 (OP)some nigger beat me up and got expelled for it
Girl got caught diddling herself in the bathrooms. Everyone talked about it for weeks.
this story is from my Latin teachers perspective.>be me mid 50's latin teacher>be A2 EXAMS season, (last year before uni exams)>one kid from my class is not taking an exam today and is goofing about>throwin coins about, and he gets dared to throw it at the window of the exam hall,>coin
is tossed and it actually BREAKS THE GLASS, the entire window shatters
and glass rains onto students below, this results in blood/tears/anger>the guy even lies and says he didnt know who did it even tho he was caught.>my dissapointment when
5th or 6th grader hijacked a school workers car and drove it into a
trench or a bush, can't remember exactly. The same kid jerked off in a
had a girl stalker from my class. One day I got feed up with her
bullshit grab her arm shake her up and her hand just snapped, bone out,
blood everywhere and everything. She moved to another school after this.
>>53718136That's pretty cool man, all my English teacher got fired for was for multiple cases of identity theft. Last I heard he works at walmart.
was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't come to school. When
we next saw him, his hair had turned bright white. Apparently it was
from when the cards had smashed so hard.
>>53720907he accidentally went to the shadow zone?
>>53720981Mmmaybe? This was the early nineties.
our prom night we all ordered beers from the bar/pub and put it on our
headmasters tab, we all got completely trashed and then he found out,
refused to pay and went ballistic.
>>53720277Fat working class twat
>>53717366>lives in a house with a yardfound the boomer
>>53721300i'm 29 years old, mate. also, soon to be wizard, so fuck off
>>53715993i was in my senior year when that was happening, that video was fucking nasty as fuck and i'm pretty sure she was from IL
>some somali niggers busted in on the gay support group and beat the fuck out of them.
>>53719973genuinely enjoyed this
>>53718243yeah, no cap
>>53718075>3rd onefucking based, what was his punishment ?
>>53715993girls from central?
>>53717413>get raped and assaulted>expelledThis is America
>one day a black kid is walking down the hall>Drinking a sprite>20 something roastie Teacher walks up and demands he hands over the Sprite>Kid
puts down the soda on the floor and starts whaling on the teacher
pushing her onto the lockers then repeatedly punching her she gets
knocked the fuck out and is half blind by the end of it>Kid gets expelled but also arrested and has to spend time in juvie >mfw i saw the whole thing
Someone(s) burned a giant swastika on the football field with road salts and cut down almost every tree with a chainsaw.I was blamed because I was one of the only white kids and was a loner.
>>53715042lmao pussy you are a wimp
based Psychicpebbles poster
>>53717555Bread Bishop sounds based desu
>>53717662USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA FREEDOM ISN'T FREE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE
I'm going to talk about an incident in another school in my area that's more interesting.>Private secondary school called Belvedere College>Two fifth year (11th grade) students go away on a trip/aid program to Zambia or some other African country>These two fucks get shitfaced at a local bar>Stay there until 5 in the morning>Make their way back to where they're staying>At some point a pimp pulls up and offers them two prostitutes>Drunk and tired they say yes and take them back to where they're staying>Fuck them, don't wear protection>Scramble in their suitcases to find money to pay them>Just before they leave, they say "we're sick">Start freaking the fuck out>One
of the guys was an aspie or something so he had a SNA with him; they
tell her and she vomits before rushing them to to hospital to get tested>Since
they're both underage they need to get parental permission to have a
blood test so they have to call their parents and tell them how they got
drunk and had unprotected sex with a bunch of African prostitutes and
that they know have HIV
>>53714880 (OP)our class and specifically one of the white students dad bullied a gay teacher
>>53721884and did they get pozzed in the end?
>>537150613 kids died at my school and everyone did the same thing. it was fucking disgusting
>>53719973LegendaryWish it had more views
>football team hits the showers >Chad thinks it'll be funny if he takes a banana and runs around the showers stuffing it into everyone's ass>things start getting erotic >a playful game of butt banana suddenly becomes a full blown rape >flat
out holding one of the football players down in the shower and raping
him with a banana while everyone cheers and laughs >LAWSUIT >all school showers are permanently shut off forever, now used as storage closetsa few years later>some kid arrives at school on Halloween dressed as a banana >security who still remembers the rape forces him to deflate his banana costume
what happened to you? What came of this? Answer me now anon Answer me
or I'll kill you anon answer me anon answer me now anon or ill find you
and eat your testies
>>53721920Pretty sure they did, yeah.
I guess I went to a pretty boring school. The only "incident" that
happened was when somebody shit on the rim of the toilet in the men's
bathroom and everybody freaked out about it.
didn't answer me anon. Why didn't you answer me? What happened to you
anon? I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. I'll try and be calm while I wait
anon. I'm never ever ever ever closing this thread, not until you
answer. Woe to you if it archives before you type down a response and
tell me about yourself and what happened? What are you doing right now
in life anon I have to know
>>53714880 (OP)>firebaby dayThere
was a drug dog raid in the morning, followed by this fat chick lighting
a bunch of toilet paper in one of the bathrooms on fire followed by a
girl going into full on labor in the middle of a main hallway.It was quite the day.Also
we had this one teacher who was kinda fucked in the head to to a
previous motorcycle accident. He would have very erratic outbursts and
once he took a big crt computer monitor and threw it out of the window
of his second story classroom onto the pathway that lead out of the
school. Could have actually killed sombody. Everyone just laughed about
it. Also his grading was completely random.
please please answer anon please I am trying to keep calm but I won't
be able to for long. I WILL FIND YOU but I don't really mean that but I
guess I do but I just need you to tell me what happened to you after
that and the rest of the story please answer me anon please please
please answer ANSWER RIGHT NOT PLEASE IS NOT A JOKE I WILL DO SOMETHING
BAD IF YOU DON'T ANON why do you break my heart and make me lose my cool
like this it doesn't have to be this way vbut you could just give me
something before I go nutso and run outside AHHHH
>>53722009>>53722163I said it wasn't me and they said ok lol
>>53722177omfgthank you thank you thank youI had the gun to my head but you saved me
women do this. When a teacher died this girl I was friends with went to
the funeral (she didn't know him) and kept talking about how sad she
was etc how life was short and stuff. When he was alive though everyone
>>53721204I'm skinny because I'm poor, try again
sixth grade, when I kicked down the door leading to fire escape stairs.
Door's window went right out of it and smashed on the floor.>tfw there were like 4 teachers watching it>no consequences whatsoever, no calls, no nothing
The incident at my school involved me (at 13 years old). Not
to go into too much details but I had a crush on the Geography teacher,
who was a cute late 20s redhead woman. I also had a panty sniffing
fetish on account of my sister always leaving her panties around. So i
wrote a long Geography themed essay about a pair of her underpants
falling into a river, I described the Geographic details the panties
went through to impress her (ie they flowed through a meander, and some
of the vaginal juices got into the mouths of the fish there, who became
horny). I put it under her desk. It even had pictures of a river
stealing her panties, then delivering them to me (i was dressed as the
ocean in the pictures) where i would sniff themSomeone found it
before she didn, and it spread around the school. I got bullied so bad I
had to quit school and move to another one.
>>53722221everyone does that, every single human being is a selfcentered cunt. yes, even your mother.
had this girl who wouldn't change with the girls in the change room.
And when they finally made her, they saw birth marks all over her body.
She couldn't quite explain it, they'd always just been there.
Dean was arrested for hiring prostitutes and doing crystal meth. Part of the drug task force in our high school.
>>53715244Great story anon reminds me of my own hijinks. One
time a group if us teenaged boys wrangled up 3 pigs and painted the
numbers 1, 2 and 4 on them and let them loose in the school. Usually
takes a crane to get then out.
Maths teacher shoving a tampon up his nose. Kindly donated by an dirty whore.Worse
stuff probably happened and maybe I'm so desensitised that it doesn't
stick out, but this directly caused him to lose his job so I'll have to
go with that.
spraypaited their rapper name all over the school walls, the windows
and a war memorial. there was 700 kids in the school and three black
kids. guess who got questioned first.
>>53715244Does anyone have that old screencap? Might take a crane to get it out.
got caught getting a blowjob from a senior behind a concession stand
during a football game while I was a sophomore. It ended up getting back
to my girlfriend who decided to start giving me blowjobs instead of
breaking up with me.
>>53714951>>that openly gay kid who got caught raping the special ed kids in the bathroomlike pottery
>>53715777>>hang out with outcasts and genuine autistswish my school had those
>some girl goes missing>turns up dead some time later>her ex walks around and plays detective>asks questions, beats up some stoners beats up some huge nigger in front of a croud>turns out the school under influence of some drug cartell>bitch stole 1kg of heroin
>>53717413lol what a cuckshould hang
>>53714880 (OP)Plenty.>Friends and I snuck into the gym through a hatch on the roof>Find a fire extinguisher, run around the school shooting that shit everywhere and into the rooms of teachers we hated>Next day>Hazmat suits everywhere, police patrolling>Skip school like morons>Lit a bulletin board on fire with friends because it was fun and we're hellraisers>Angry jocks try to find out who did it and beat them up (never found out, faaags)>Create a "gang" and tag our meaningless name everywhere>Get notorious for no reason>Other sketchy kids want to find us and fight for turf>School officials telling us to watch out for this dangerous new gang>max kek'n in class while the teacher is trying to warn us>Break into the cafeteria at night where all the golf carts that security uses are stored>They can be turned on using pennies>Lel go kart maniiaaaa>Literally
accidentally pull the fire alarm because I was trying to look behind
the lever to the mechanism to see how it worked>Pulled too far, everyone runs out into the field>Literally by that point every fucking person in the school knew it was me, faculty included>People thanked me for getting out of tests they didn't study forTwo ones I wasn't involved in:>Resident fat retarded kid in the cafeteria at lunch>Grabs a huge metal trash can>Charges full speed into a wall>Massive sound, he falls to the ground, everyone stops and looks>He gets up, then puts his arms up like he won a race>Everyone goes ballistic and cheers>He becomes a hero for the day>Based retard>Some petty "gang" shit goes down, fight starts during recess>Perplexingly becomes this massive showdown brawl>High school kids running into classrooms to grab weapons like metal poles, brooms, etc>People get all kinds of fucked upThe more I reflect, the more I realize my high school was fucking stupid as hell
>>53722407That is so sad and so the funniest thing in the entire thread, I hope you are not troubled by stuff you did as a kid anymore
Multiple in High School over the years. I live in North Carolina.>couple fucking in an inner courtyard during lunch break. Inner courtyard forever restricted area during lunch break.>kid found to have rifle in his truck. Confiscated. (Probably for hunting but he was a complete asshole who nobody liked)>minor measles outbreak>big drug ring bust. All lockers removed from the entire school.And
no this wasn't a black area. Was actually a pretty okay school with 60%
well behaved students. Just underfunded because NC government bullshit.
>>53719116You go to the Indian reservations around the 4th of July, they have everything you can think of.
>>53715993ohh yea that videothat was nation wide if it was last year.
Temporary teacher impregnated 17 yo girlShe had rich parents and a bright future but ruined it all to get banged once lmao
I wasn't there for it but this is what I've been told.>high school has a week devoted to things like pep rallies, assemblies, dumb performances during lunch and more>every year they manage to get a celebrity or some famous alumn to emcee a pep rally>celeb shows up slightly drunk or high, ends up crowd surfing during the pep rally>gets groped by a bunch of juniors and seniors while apparently hysterically laughing during everything>ton of students get suspended>local news blotter ends up reporting the incident as a student getting injured at a pep rally
>>53715009Holy shit. What a fucking legend.
At my middle school, 3 dudes held a guy down while a 4th dude repeatedly shoved a hockey stick his his ass.In
my high school, one of the boomer teachers shit herself so bad that it
was leaking down the side of her leg and all over the hallway floors. I
remember gagging when I had to walk through the hall afterwards
>>53721629>This is AmericaBut it was in UK
A had a whole bunch>middle school vice principle (male) was a pedo drug addict who was caught in a relationship with a student (male)>High school teacher (female) was caught fucking a student (male)>High school track coach (male) was supposed pedo who put videos of himself masturbating on the school IPads>high school computer teacher (male) was caught with drugs, totally seemed like the kinda guy who would browse 4chan>this
one guy fucking killed himself by crashing his car into the building,
no kids were hurt but there was no power for a few daysYeah my district was pretty fucked up
>>53718082>>kid 1 grabs kid 2's head and slams him through a urinalfake or really shitty urinal
>>53722407>I got bullied so bad I had to quit school and move to another one.You deserved it.
old homeless man hung himself in the dugout for the softball field in
my highschool. The next season, our state-ranked team dropped to not
even winning the local section wild card game.In my middleschool
a bunch of bullet casings were found on a school bus, and a bunch o
wild dogs walked into the lobby so we were in a lockdown for 6 hours.
>>53724824>tfw you'll never be involved in celebrity /ss/ chikan
>>53725084They're actually surprisingly hollow and breakable. One was smashed at my school, although I don't know the circumstances.
got caught in school auditorium sucking some dude's dick so she jumped
off the balcony butt ass naked and she broke her leg. She hobbled to the
theater room and hid behind clothes before the ambulance came and got
her... she also ended up switchin schools lol
>>53719043>never replysfake and gay
>>53719089>indian>blew up a toilet
girl made a presentation about rape and displayed explicit pictures of
it in the projector. Twice, as she re-used the presentation the next
year. Women all bruised up, looking dead and being penetrated. Nobody
said anything, not even the teacher, and nobody mentioned it afterwards.
It was so easily brushed off it was surprising.
>>53719063>went to jail for sleeping with a 17yoDamn, it sure sounds like the land of the free
>>53719589>He was a massive guy and ripped one bodily out of the wall and shorted the whole ancient systemowopost his stats
>>53726027Must of been a state where the AoC was 18, instead of 16.
>Some older kids(I knew one fo them) tried to burn my highschool a couple of weeks before the start of the school year.>Multiple kids got caught masturbating in class.>A girl my age who always smelled like shit started dating a 40 year old guy.>Two 12 year old gypsy kids who were married got caught fucking in a bathroom.>A
polish guy who sat next to me for a week or two dropped out and started
doing gay porn with his friend and underage brother, he also was a male
prostitute.>She was not from my school but a girl told one of her friends she regularly sucked her dog's dick.
>A kid took laxatives and shit everywhere in the bathrooms>Two girls took Xanax and were fucked up in Spanish class>Kid brought his cat to school and had it in his locker>Bomb threat wrote in bathroom, kid who did it is on a watchlist>Had a field day at highschool and some kid got heatstroke and another broke his arm>That kid who snorted Smarties in class (me)>That kid who made a makeshift shiv in English class (also me)
>>53721204kys rich cuntthe rich should burn
>>53720205tfw i always thought teachers where very uppstanding and just as a kid when they where all obviously nottfw autism
>>53717988Do you regret having a criminal record?
couple of negroes on the football team all went to one of their houses
to hang out. The negro who lived there told them the combination to his
dad's safe, so they all stole the $50,000 from the safe. They got caught
when they all started flaunting their newfound wealth on social media.
>>53720697fuck you faggottfw no stalker gf
>>53726099what the fuckthe
worst thing that has happened in my hs was a freshman with slutty
clothes walking around the halls with a cartel which had written on "I'm
a huge whore! I love cocks!" with her telephone number
Two football star nigs got arrested for beating a man they were trying to rob.This
guy that was basically a muslim Napoleon Dynamite ran for class
president and won against a popular jock. The entire auditorium cheered
after every sentence he said in his speech, even when it didn't make
sense to. All the popular kids were fucking seething that their friend
didn't win. Easily my favorite memory of high school.
My oneitis fucked a fat bald teacher in 9th gradeIt was city wide drama since the guy got caught leaving her house from her bedroom window
a kid died while playing baseball
>special needs kid tried to rape his wrangler>ripped her skirt off>couldn't get hard so he ran away and cried until the cops showed up>ended up getting tazered and the wrangler got a settlement from the school
>>53720697Anon... She liked you... I hope you don't go complaining around in tfw no gf threads now
>>53726374Oh and here are the stories of me being that kidAte
a bunch of corn nuts and water before PE, we were doing races while
holding dumbbells that day which we'd never done before or after, I
always went hard in pe because it was fun and after the first sprint I
laid on the ground throwing up while the gym teacher laughed at me.I
got high for the first time, on lunch break, walked in to math class,
sat down, immediately started thinking everyone knew I was high, walked
right back out of math class and hid in the bathroom suffering from
auditory hallucinations for an hour till my dad came to pick me up.
>>53721300the fuck else would you live in you stupid faggot
>>53722005Was he hard while doing it? What about the crowd?
>>53721705based niggerfuck those authoritarian cunts
>>53723119Girls who use tampons are whores now?
her. The only reason she got kicked out of school is because I
complained before about her and everyone knew she was creep. She tailed
me two times to see where I live, first time I had to walk around town 2
hours before she got called to go home. Second time I got to the ghetto
and she got scared and left (she was shit at tailing). After the
accident I became outcast. Why do you think I'm here. She fucked me, I
could have a normie life.
big incident was probably when the football team held one of the other
players down in the locker room, beat him up, and made him suck their
dick. Apparently they had even been caught by a coach but some of the
perpetrators parents were on the schoolboard so they got pretty lenient
punishments and went on to graduate with no problems. It was a very small town so things like that go tamped down all the time.
>6th gradeBand teacher flipped out and smashed a guitar on the floor because some kids wouldn't listen.>7th grade, different schoolGirl
slashed her wrists with a pair of scissors during lunch, the room was
closed for about a week while they tried to get the stains out. The girl
survived and they ended up just removing the carpeting from the room.>10th gradeOld
principal retired, new principal was an ex-UFC fighter. He'd break up
fights by lifting dudes by the waist and carrying them away while campus
security took care of the other dudes
>>53723122the white kids?sertoisluy thoughschools are nigger lovers
>>53723468>>asks questions, beats up some stoners beats up some huge nigger in front of a crouddamnwho was he to beat up giga nigger
>>53726615>Girls who use tampons are whores now?yeah you numale faggot
>>53726626fuck off you failed normalfag piece of shitfuck you
crazy happened at my high school while I was there- or at least nothing
that stands out in my mind. high school was pretty boring
>>53720243A playground slide. >>53721705Holy shit this man is based.
kid in my class was being teased one day by another kid, and decided
that he was going to pepperspray the kid. He tried to pepperspray him
and failed as the other kid just walked away. Police were called and
searched his locker. They found an axe he had brought to school. He is now known as Axe kid
>>53714880 (OP)Good image of Sam, btwJust missing the glasses
>in gym class>running around gym>autist keeps stopping and trying to trip me as we run laps around the gym>decide ive had enough after 20 minutes of this going on>when he stops grab him by his autistic necklace and sling him into the ground>went crying like a little faggot to the teacher>don't get in trouble because the teacher saw what he was doing and actually respected me for how long I stayed calm.
>Police called because some of the 3rd years had porn with them >Police called because kid in my class was suspected of selling weed
>>53726370>cartelSign? What are you, some kind of Mexican?
>>53714947IMMA DO THE THINGS THAT I WANNA DOI AIN'T GOT A THING TO PROVE TO YOUILL EAT MY CANDY WITH THE PORK AND BEANSEXCUSE MY MANNERS IF I MAKE A SCENE
>>53714880 (OP)>my father told me that when he was a kid a boy in his class hanged himself in a tree
>be me, Spaniard>playing football with the other kids>some kid kicks the ball really hard and it goes flying towards the fence that leads to the street>he hits a 80 years old man walking in the street in the back of the head>the old man died and the kid didn't got in any trouble because it was an accident>but he remained traumatized for the rest of his school life
>girl from photography club caught talking nudes of herself in the bathroom and selling them to boys after school
>>53726615girls who give their used tampons to some old dude to put up his nose, yeah
guy in my year killed a girl and it was national news. everyone
pretended they didn't like him even though he was a popular chad
>>53714947hot, gonna fap to some bbw porn now thanks for turning me on anon
>>53728214At least you're gonna get some keks.
>>53714880 (OP)weapons>mad about LOTR and the hobbit. forge a replica of sting at home, asked to bring it in to school.>get detention and the sword stolen as soon as i arrive with it the next day. never got it back>make a crossboow in shop class>fire it over the footy field next to the school>teacher finds the bolt stuck in a fence and freaks out>disassemble the crossbow and destroy it. never caught>go to archery class, ask if i can bring my own bow>teacher says yes, i bring it the next day>we have a different teacher, massive cunt>nearly get expelled for bringing a weapon (again). got to keep my bow though
>>53719089based, same happened at my school. totally fucking flattened a tooilet, never caught
had a mental break and smashed a table in class with a baseball bat.
fucking based teacher was just sick of that cunt mike in class and i
didnt blame him.mike got expelled, teacher left a little while later, presumably to hunt him down
16 y/o who just got his L crashes with two other teens in the car. Only
the driver died but the girl in shotgun apparently got fucked up real
bad, never saw her in school again. The girl in the backseat said she
thought they we're both dead, described both their bodies as "bloody
mangles" so apparently it was quite a shock that front seat girl
survived. He got a monument in front of the school.
>>53727916I thought it was clean and he had a nosebleed.
>>53728493imagine having to be 21 to drink legally lmao
wasn't making fun of you, jesus. I was just in canada though, drinking.
I'm only 18, so I guess it was illegal, since I was in BC, but who
find it weird how young my teachers were. At the time they seemed older
because they were in authority, but some of them were younger than I am
>>53714880 (OP)Crazy quiet girl snapped and stabbed chad with a kitchen knife.
school in Italy, my classmate trow a rock random in the air during
recration, and hit hardly a child in the head caused head trauma blood
all over and caused permanent damage to language; >In the middle
school i play soccer whit a leather ball whit the same guy in the
hallway, he kick the ball hard, break 2 window and hit the math teacher
in the face...he got fired and come back to Napoli.>My
middle school and elementary school were attacked with a park that
divided them, we went out at 2:00 pm and the children at that time had
recreation in the park, me and a friend of mine went to them and ordered
them to say "Hail Hitler" and "Viva Mussolini" with the arm extended to
their teachers, the thing went on for months until a child was a spy,
was suspended for 7 days.>During the
trip of the third grade, in the bus my girlfriend gave me a blowjob, the
Italian teacher caught us, and they expelled us.>In high school have happened lot of shit, but is late and i go to sleep.
>>53729101Sry 4 english.
>>53729101>In high school have happened lot of shit, but is late and i go to sleep.Based Italian
>senior year, few weeks before graduation>school's power got shut down after a kid stuck a paper clip into an electrical outlet in a bathroom>no one could figure out who did it>turns out it was the autistic kid who always wore a trenchcoat>pretty
sure I was the only person to find out who did it because I was the
only other person with a high enough autism power level to even be able
to conversate with this being of pure retardation for longer than six
seconds>when I asked him why he did it he replied: Cause I thought it would be funny>his finger tips where burnt and blackened, hid them in his trenchcoat to avoid suspicion >incel esque choir teacher is kinda creepy>rapes an 11 year old girl>checks out>biology teacher kicked a trash can across a room when his students where misbehaving >3rd grade>teacher yelled at a huge autistic guy>he picked a desk up and threw it at a girls head>she cried>she never quite right after that happened>when she turned 13 she started bragging about fucking a 23 year old guy>she end up getting moved to another school when teachers and parents found out>my friends mom died>he tells everyone>all the popular kids pretend to be friends with him and support him even though hes autistic as shit and smells really bad>he starts acting like a dick to all his old friends>stop hanging out with him>all his fake friends leave him>tfw he ended up momless, friendless, and smelly
>>53729224DLC pack 1I jerked off in the bathroom every day after class was over while I waited for my mom to pick me up>jerking off as usual>black kid comes into bathroom>usually a pretty normal level headed dude>starts screaming and going [ape] shit while punching the stalls and shit>just sit in stall while this goes on for like 20 minutes>he finally catches wind of my scent>looks over stall and sees me seemingly scared out of my mind, he just thought I was shitting >"omg I'm so sorry dude">he runs out of bathroom>I finish jacking off>neither of us ever talk about it again to anybody, he acted completely normal until he moved away a few weeks later>scarred for life
>>53714880 (OP)This is basically a title in an askplebbit youtube video. Fuck off
>>53727695Based and basedpilledxxx
I feel like having porridge at 2 in the morning is't really the best thing to do, but WHEEEEEY here I go.
>>53728455oh that probably makes more sense
to Marysville Pilchuck High School. Some kid shot his roastie
girlfriend, his cousin, and a couple others, but this was after I
graduated. While I was going there, there was a website "gossipreport.com"
that got pretty big. Local news stations did stories on it. All the
chads and roasties used it to talk shit about each other. Pretty funny
>>53714880 (OP)Toss up between>Gym teacher embezzled money>guy raped 3 girls over the course of like a week>guy shoplifted a starbucks with a gun and then flexed all the money he got on snap the night of>2 asian gangsters knife fought in the quad
>>53717970>>53717988>Tales from Majima's youth
>>53728455>>53729761Not at all. It was done for shits and giggles.Retards abound itt
>>53714880 (OP)>fat white kid threatened a black lesbian girl with a box cutter knife.he got expelled>2 juniors got caught making out in the lower school bathroom stall>they got suspended>guy was on a basketball scholarship and suspension meant he couldnt play that season>he got "asked to leave" and was basically expelled>girl
became a pariah in her grade and started hitting on sophomore and
freshmen guys, including me but i didnt want to ruin the small amount of
social reputation i had being around her
>>53719973>this is what the average American looks like No surprises here
>>53714880 (OP)>Kid posted song to SoundCloud>Apparently had the N word in it>Someone recorded it and posted on sc>school finds out>kid gets expelled
>be me>middle school>at home>playing viyda>hear my dad get angry in room with mom>AAARRRRG I'M GONNA FUCKING BUST MY NUT>assume he's just angry>go to school the following week>recess>bullies are messing with me>they try to take away my game boy advance and break it like they ripped my yu-gi-oh cards>get angry >punch one and yell the loudest i even yelled>"I'M GONNA BUST A FUCKING NUT IF YOU DONT STOP" with a voice crack>silence, everyone is looking >"I'M GONNA BUST A NUT LIKE IM GONNA BUST YOUR HEAD">teacher comes over>grabs me>send me to office>get talked about what i just said>have no idea>more trouble for saying that then punching>asked if my dad touched me or anything>no but i said my dad said the same thing>cops called on my dad>mean while for the rest of the day at school we sat threw like 4 "no feeling" "bad touch" videos>everyone is staring at me>worse year of my life after that>parents almost lose custody over me due to my autism
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went to an expensive boarding school (on scholarship) so it was almost
entirely whites and Asians with a few aboriginals on sporting
scholarships. There was a massive race brawl between the whites and
Asians but I didn't get involved and neither did my room mate who was
Asian and probably the richest guy at the school (his dad is worth like
$3B, comes up on Forbes and shit)
>>53730728based retard made me laugh
>>53714977>not awake at 10am on a saturdayWasting daylight
>>53714951So you on a sex registry or something now?
>Dumbass grill has 81 IQ.>No one likes her.>Goes to roof of school and threatens to jump.> Someone yells, "Do a flip!">Crowd chants, "jump">She doesn't do it.Someone fucked her when she was 16. pretty gross, imo.
>>53714880 (OP)>computer teacher got caught as a pedo, was soliciting sex from 2 15 year oldsI
didnt know either kid cuz i was a senior at the time but i did meet
him, he was a swarmy passive aggressive cunt. Didnt like him when i met
him and when i found out about him bein a rapist i didnt like him even
moreIn college though one of the professors who was let go had
ties to richard spencer and thought we should create a white ethnostate.
t.IndianI used to take a pocket knife to school everyday. I'd cut apples with it in the break no one gave a shit.
>>53714880 (OP)zach you beak-nosed degenerate piece of shit jew
>>53714953Not a boomer far from, but I respect the attitude and culture and try to become one in spirit.
>>53718075why does your friend own cp?you're a liar or your friend is a pedo
middle school one of my technology teachers would always come to
classes stinking drunk and she almost singlehandedly killed 4
generations of her family by running over her mom, and pregnant
daughter. They all lived tho. In high school one of the security guards got fired cause he got beat up by some girls dad he was fucking (she was 18).
Some kid made a diss track about the dean
have a criminal record since the school had a first chance policy and
my record was otherwise clean, although I had stabbed, kicked, and
hooded kids before that. I actually had a cool teacher that let me stab
and kick kids who tried messing with me since I otherwise behaved in his
class and made decent grades.
>>53721338Do you feel your powers rising?
>>53717970>>53717988>>53718082High School Stories1>lunch being conducted business as usual>suddenly screaming and yelling outside the cafeteria>some melanated individuals were fighting outside near a classroom>ultra manlet and giga nigga were fighting each other for some reason>giga nigga hurls a trashcan at the manlet, shattering a classroom's glass wall>administrators rush over and start trying to contain both of them>one administrator grabs the manlet by the arms and drags him away>4 administrators and teachers are grabbing giga nigga like Eric Garner>two teachers are holding him by the arms>one is grabbing him from behind by the neck >one teacher is holding him by the shirt, leading the group awayNever knew what happened to the dudes afterwards but the glass wall got covered up by some plywood2>breakfast being conducted business as usual>there's once again screaming and yelling, but this time it's inside the cafeteria>some melanated female is screaming at some other female about something>she leaps over the tables and tries to attack her>the teachers start containing them immediately3>it was intermission period, close to lunch>suddenly there's fights breaking out in the parking lot>a group of 8-16 urban youths are fighting each other>there aren't any teachers around to stop it>suddenly, a bus pulls into the parking lot>it's a rival school coming to compete against ours for some UIL bullshit>the first thing they see is a bunch of nigs fighting in the parking lot>the teachers give a talk about how embarassed they were that the the rival school would witness chaos on our school grounds
>>53717970>>53717988>>537324474>breakfast is being conducted business as usual>suddenly there's an obese female walking into the cafeteria, which isn't unusual except for one thing>she was wearing her furry head>people start walking up to her and talking to her about her furry head>some people start petting her furry head>later she leaves the cafeteria and goes to the library>she starts howling in the library>the principal detains her and takes away her furry head>tfw another short, ginger manlet closet furry decided to wear a dog collar to class5>it's almost summer time>ripe time for a senior prank>a couple of redneck seniors decide they have the perfect plan and break into the school one night>the next morning everyone was welcomed by the corpses of small game animals hanging all over the campus>the rednecks were caught and arrested by the police>the rednecks now have felonies on their records
>>53714880 (OP)nigger stabbed a white kid
>>53717970>>53717988>>53732472>>537180826>the school's anime club decides to host a donut night with some movie on>all seems to go well enough for a club full of the special ed kids>suddenly a bunch of cultrually enriching individuals appear at the club>they take all the donuts by force>they then threaten to beat everyone up when asked to leave>the anime club stopped hosting food nights after that7>it's a few weeks until school lets out>everyone's a bit tired waiting for summer to come around>school suddenly goes on lockdown>everyone sits in their classrooms waiting for hours>everyone in class is confused because nobody hears any gunshots>all clear goes out and we're told to continue as normal>later it's revealed Brad shot himself in the parking lot>his
girlfriend and some classmates in a classroom overlooking the parking
lot saw his corpse from the class window, his car splattered with blood>Brad was a popular jock at the school but he wasn't really a Chad>he tweeted about his depression and how it was long over due for him to leave before offing himself>personally, I didn't even know he existed but the community was grieving heavily for him>teachers give out talks about how they're here for us and how they love us>one teacher most people disliked upfront says that suicide is for the cowardly, pissing off most of her students>candle tributes at the football field>community church services hosted in his memory>to this day there are still dedications to his memory being made
>>53715061This shit absolutely pisses me off right here.>>53722221Would this teacher have happened to taught PE in middle school?
Some senior girl few years back had an orgy and had her pussy nailed to a wall
>>53726027>uses the word mathsEngland mate
got found out for anally raping his gf, and then he brought a knife to
school and planned to stab every one who wasfucking with him and making
fun of him ab it. This was 8th grade
is the nature of a lot of people who have some form of presence in
their school or any establishment. They'll do what they can to make
other people feel inferior when they can get away with it but try their
damnest to fake innocence if it means making them look good.
>>53723468Her ex is fucking based. Holy shit, what a chad
principal used school funds to fuel his crack addiction
>>53714880 (OP)>kid joined isis>kid got caught jacking off in the bathroom>same kid got caught again under the desk>school gave assignment to design packaging, we made the news for being so shit>another kid joined isisMelbourne western suburbs primary schoolsnot
really an incident cause it happened outside of the school, but some
guy died of the asbestos poisoning, (meso somthing), and it turns out my
school was packed with the shit. I only found out about this after I
>>53732819*Secondary I'm retarded
bomb threats in the course of the week, the people responsible had a
plan to frame it on a Muslim girl I was friends with and who wouldn't
hurt a fly, only did it because racism. Scarred her for years
after, luckily the real perps were caught, but all of the stares and the
bullying she had to endure nearly broke her.
>>53717413To clarify, was it the guy that she blew that was asleep or was her boyfriend the one that was asleep?For real though that's some bullshit that he got expelled
>>53717288>>I was faking sick that day and missed iti
hate this shit. every time i skipped school, something cool always
happened. im sure if i were there, nothing would have happened and it
would've been a normal day at school
There is a now well known gay(/tranny fucker) pornstar that used to teach at my school.we
first heard he got fired because he almost let some kid die at
basketball practice because he thought he was faking an asthma attack.Now we think it was because he had his porn reel on his laptop/thumb drive.
just outside of campus, pedo teacher lookin up cheer squad skirts
walking up stairwells, and said teacher fucked one of the students on a
trip to Puerto Rico
>>53714880 (OP)I have multiple >ex laxed my beaches coffee>she had to go to the bathroom 3x during class>Problem was too many kids knew who did it because my idiot friends bragged about it >administration knew who it was but had no proof > over the course of a month continually called into the office to get us to confess or rat>after all of us denied it for a month faggot friend decides he wants to confess >but doesn't have the balls to take the fall alone >so we all had to confess, got suspended for 2 weeks and damn near expelled>she was a Christian scientist>it was against her religion to take medicine, so they kept trying to guilt us saying we poisoned her >best 2 weeks ever
>>53714921kys sperg respect those before you
>>53718075>Nerdy kid beating up a Chad and hospitalizing him/OURHERO/
>>53720907>>53722861Old fag sees what your doing
>>53722134Neat, I never knew Gary Busey was a teacher
I wish my school could've had some sluts like that, for once my
autistic KHV ass would've liked to have gotten off without relying on my
own fucking hands
>>53717555>liquid ass was sprayed through main hall>mfw remember when liquid ass was sprayed in the boys lockerroom
>>53717555All that stuff happened at my school too, must be pretty common.
few years before I changed schools a kid shot his gf with a crossbow. A
kid killed himself. My teacher was shot by his son and a kids house
burnt down with his baby sister inside.
>>53714880 (OP)A guy molested one of the sixth graders.Our
Spanish teacher's speech at graduation was... I have heard a lot of bad
speeches but that one will probably never be topped. Think Alex Jones
on crack levels of incoherent combined with some weird feminist-ish
talking points, delivered with constant nervous repetition at an
incredibly high volume.
>>53717988>I mock him for playing tennisb a s e d
>>53735117Forgot to mention the Palestinian exchange student's face during sex ed. You can probably imagine.Also
one of the seniors died of cancer during my sophomore year. They held
an impromptu assembly / funeral. The funny hyperactive kid who didn't
seem be capable of being serious was collapsed in another guy's lap
sobbing through the whole thing.
>>53714880 (OP)In elementary school a kid crawled under the stall door while I was taking a shit. I had to skip recess to "mediate" with him.
>>53715993this happened in the netherlands didnt it?>>53716181she was underage and thus according to the law spreading kiddy porn
kid called Michael in the year above me tried to construct a bomb in
the chemistry lab to kill everyone in his class. School was evacuated
and bomb squad was called. There was a manhunt for him that last three
days or so, turned out he swam out to Irelands Eye and was living off
puffins. So he was charged with terrorism and killing protected species.
>1, 2 and 4>>53723093what about number 3?
primary school>year 1 kid writes his name in shit on the wall>autist escapes by sliding under the main gate and police come in to talk about "safeguarding" secondary school>special needs girl pays chad 50 quid to go out with her, he buys vidya and dumps her next day >physics teacher has breakdown and throws a metal stool at student>english teacher's car fucked - tyres slashed and basically all the windows broken>feminist teacher(s) give a men hating speech every week in assembly>road men doing drugs around the back of science block while pe teachers chase because they can actually run>roadman makes shitty rap and puts on yt, whole school finds out >roadman pisses pants in lesson bcuz not allowed to go to toilet >chad kid on mdma during gcse maths, starts shaking and has to be removed from the exam>sixth form prank - dead pigs head on top of a flag pole
is no number three but much like yourself any one who isn't in on the
prank will waste time looking for pig number three that doesn't exist.
pipe bomb that turned out to be nothing. Got the day off and went to
the movies and shoplifted from kmart. Also someone shot a paintball gun
on the bus and was expelled.
>>53726083STR YES INT What's that?DEX HULK SMASH
>>53735852>chad buys vidyano
>>53726657>and made him suck their dickSo the incident was finding out that the entire football team was gay.
>>53714880 (OP)No lebbit so*boi
>>53729093mine where mostly 30+surpirised that i couldn't tell they hated meautism seems to be much more severe as a kid
>>53733054Based nerd kid making robots prouddefinitely /ourhero/
neurotypical shit. I'll bet you five bucks people who tormented him
really unironically believed they didn't do anything wrong. That's how
>Be that kid>Constant bullying from almost everyone>One day classmate films himslef hitting me and uploads it on Youtube (He removed the video next day)>My younger sister watchs the video and tells my mom>We
almost sue the kid and the highschool but the court says it's better
not doing it and I didn't want more touble, so we don't do it>Kid is expelled for a week>Never saw him again except for one day on the dentist>Steal classroom' key from history teacher's purse for no reason>No punishment for the class aside the usual "I want to know who is the culprit" talk>I just throw the keys to the road in front of my house>Biology
teacher's daughter dies in a famous club accident on halloween as there
was a fire and all emergency gates where blocked due to the owner not
having a license to run the event and the club being overcrowded>5 people stomped to death including this girl>Everyone is sad except me even if she was on college and no one knew herAside
from all that, everything else it's just the usual shit with stoners
getting high on break and "that kid" stories with me as the main
>>53715244havent read this in years
>>53729224>>tfw he ended up momless, friendless, and smellygood fuck him
>>53717413>get sucked off without your consent or knowledge>whore's boyfriend sees this as your fault and wants to beat you upfucking NTs man
>>53729235sounds like a robotghjk
>>53719089the tyler the creator album?
>>53736473I think the boyfriend was passed out, not the dude that got sucked off.
>>53714880 (OP)I was personally involved in all of them.
>>53736314It was just a prank, bro. They said no homo afterwards and in any case its only gay if you are the one sucking the dick.
>>53730771wizchan doesn't have a /b/ board you virus posting faggot
>>53736473>NTsNeurotypicals?i just call them retards>>53736565still the girls fault fag
>>53736457So what you are saying is that non autists have no souls and are immoral?
or less. Well the religious aspect of it is not that important, but I
do believe only people on the spectrum should be in positions of power.
NTs should all be either used for slave labor, or put down.
college though one of the professors who was let go had ties to richard
spencer and thought we should create a white ethnostate.fucking basedassuing whites get every state and just give them like mississpie or something
>>53736829based frenif onlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67ttc7i4Nu8 (unembed)
A couple of morons have violent anal sex on the roof and were promptly expelled.
>>53715913Post them or it never happened
>>53736965was there shit everywhere?
idea, all I know was when the staff realized a chick was being railed
on the roof of the english block they ran up there pretty quickly.
remember a chad kinda weird chad but still said he didn't give a shit
when someone he didn't even know or like died and people kind of got madi respected him for it as he was telling the truth and not trying to get sympathy
>>53732833should have married that muslim grill
>>53715042Fucking loser I only shit myself in class
>>53736188chads have played vidya for 10 years now
>>53723468A KGB of pre-cut dope? Good score besides the getting killed part.I
went to some shitty inner city schools. Always something happening. My
first day of H.S. some bigger got killed by some Nazi Goth in the
school. The Nazi Goths were a pretty big gang-sold drugs&guns just
like the spics&niggers.
>>53721705Absolutely fucking based black kid.
was offered a threesome by this older girls who obsseded over me and
even made me a shirt. the other girl was way hotter. i turned it down. i
even turned down sex apparently on prom weekend.... i even walked away
from two girls at the same weekend.... jesus what the fuck
>>53737522chad modeoriginal desunae
>>53723468This could be adapted into a solid movie
>>53737522based volcel waifufag
>>53723827Recess in high school? What?A homeschooled liar or an elementary schooler with a 9th grade reading level