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In fifth grade this quiet girl got caught with a big knife in her backpack and vanished, presumably expelled.

this was pre-Columbine.

>>53714911
>this was pre-Columbine
>fifth grade
Go to bed grandpa is way past your bedtime.

Gym teacher got caught selling weed and coke to sophomores.

>that openly gay kid who got caught raping the special ed kids in the bathroom

>>53714953
IT'S SATURDAY FUCKING MORNING

>>53714880 (OP)
Some jewish kid stole a teacher's car and fled to Mexico.

I was a major coward when I was little. Went to the bathroom in the second or third grade and a couple kids in the hanging out in the bathroom told me to leave so I went back to the classroom and pissed my pants. I continued to piss my pants in class because I was afraid to use the bathroom.

>>53714880 (OP)
A kid committed suicide. Felt bad for him but what pissed me off the most was how people were making the incident all about themselves. It's understandable to feel terrible and cry, but people who barely knew him and even made fun of him acted like they had lost a best friend and shit. The guy was a bit weird (possibly a high functioning autistic) and he didn't have many friends, but his death was exploited so that assholes could make themselves look like victims.

Stacy and chad went skydiving and hit the ground to hard.

Someone put a matress in the public pool
They get so wet and heavy that it usually take a crane to get them out

girl's basketball coach got caught diddling the freshmen
some kid shot his abusive stepdad. He says it was self defense, which I'm pretty sure is true, but he still had to go to juvie for a year. I actually ran into him awhile ago, he's a pretty cool dude desu

>>53714947
>red album rivers
based

>>53715244
weird
same thing happened to my school. but the pranksters put like 10 mattresses in. all of various sizes
they even put a weighted down blanket and pillows on the queen sized one they put in the middle

Two kids tried to kill themselves on separate occasions on school grounds, one was successful.

>>53714880 (OP)
>Elementary
Was caused by me. I vomited during picture day they had to bring a trash can while I waited for my mother
>Middle
We have a class based on religions and myths and one kid kept agreeing humans aren't animals
>High
Kid brought a knife but the dumbass told multiple people got and expelled, it was during the last four weeks

>>53714911
I also got caught with a knife in my bookbag, in middle school. I put it in there because some kid threatened to stab me and I actually was a little worried. Suspended for 2 weeks.

But the incident happened when I was in HS. Sophomore year this really insane kid broke into an old ladys house and stabbed her to death. That lady was the grandma of another kid at school. I wouldnt be surprised if he was a regular here kek

>>53714880 (OP)
Im not sure what incident you mean but once the captain of the wrestling team knocked out some prick that wouldn't stop fucking with one of the retarded kids

In high school one of the popular jocks from my class disrespected a nigger who was ((allegedly)) part of a gang, a few weeks later the jock got shot a few blocks away from school and died.
The nigglet who ((allegedly)) ordered the hit never got in trouble for it because nobody could prove shit and I'm from a thrid world shithole, murder cases are dime a dozen.

>>53714880 (OP)
Happened when I was in fifth grade. Some guy in the middle school brought a broken airsoft pistol to school and we had a full campus lockdown for something like 30 minutes.

1. sped kid jerking off to hitler in gym class
2. teacher smashed window and threw a chair at kid while doing crack

>>53715844
>based autist
>based teacher

Senior year one of my friends brought a bottle of burnett's to school and drank most of it. I had him in most of my classes so I watched it all unfold and it was very funny but he got suspended and didnt get to walk the stage at graduation. And other legal stuff but I cant remember.

teacher had pics of her sucking dick leaked to the whole school

>>53714880 (OP)
There were a lot. A lot of people in my highschool died in unexpected ways. Suicides, sickness, drugs, and even murder in relatively quite and peaceful small town. Everyone knew everyone and I think all those deaths back to back to back year after year might have fucked us all up a but. I distinctly remember talking to teachers and parents and multiple people on seperate occasions all remarking on how abnormal it was. Not the tragedy of it all, but that so many deaths was just outright strange like in a statistical sense.

A sophomore tied up and raped a senior chick after school

Some DIPSHIT degenerate stacy got a little high and got T-boned on the way back to school during a lunch break. They revoked the students rights to leave campus during breaks three days later.

>>53715993
>the girl was arrested and the dog was put down
Bull fucking shit

>>53716109
I T-boned many degenerate stacies during lunch breaks back in HS. But without the T.

>>53714880 (OP)
zach is a sexual predator and nikki and veronica blacklist the girls he fucks pass it on

giant dick pinata full of milk and condoms flung from the roof into the big courtyard where everyone was milling about

>>53714880 (OP)
I was homeschooled so probably the time the neighbor kid took his dick out and started waving it at me and my brother. I went in the house and got a kitchen knife and stuck it in the siding of the house. I was 10 or 11. I had/have anger issues. I'm better with dealing with them now. Still that kid was an asshole with a tiny dick.

>>53715915
Sum Twink Peaks shit, bro.

I went to a really rough high school and kids would always die from gang violence, but one in particular is when some kid got curb stomped and died during a car show.

>>53714953
it's nine o'clock where i live, should i go mow the lawn, just for the heck of it?

>>53715244
Man thats a classic meme

>>53714880 (OP)
Some sharp shooter was in the area so we had to run indoors lol

>>53714880 (OP)
>Year 10
>One guys girlfriend sucked someone else's dick while he was passed out.
>Kid went to a private school
>Fight was scheduled
>Big crowd
>It's over in 1 punch
>Private school kid that got his dick sucked loses some teeth and gets a broken jaw
>Video of the fight shows blood bursting out of his mouth from the punch
>He got expelled from the posh school, our guy didn't
>Video gets circulated forever

>>53714880 (OP)
not really "the incident" but in 9th grade we had to do a presentation on someone "notable" in history. She did Kurt Cobain and I convinced her to include his suicide photos that showed his head fucking obliterated...

She thought it was funny so she did it, and all of the stacies plus the teacher lost their shit at the fact that a dude's blown off head was being broadcast on the projector to the entire class

>>53717424
this was the resident goth fat girl mind you, forgot to include this

>>53717366
if there's any zoomers that you'll wake up then you definitely should.

Bunch of kids took a sketchy drug (I dont even remember what it was) and were freaking out and getting sick. A couple kids got arrested. I also took this drug but was smart enough to leave the school grounds to gather my shit, so I was the only one who escaped repercussions.

>liquid ass sprayed through main hall
>kid comes to school with a hit list and plan to shoot up school
>some faggot uses school laptop to watch hentai
a folk loreish character is the bread bishop, some fat mexican who dug through trash cans for bread, and would threaten and bargain for bread

>>53717506
bro zoomers are already up mowing their lawn at 7 o clock anyway

>>53715599
Some kid threatened to stab me once too so I brought a switchblade to school for like a month.

freshman
>hoodrat girl gets shot
sophomore
>teacher caught watching porn in class
junior
>girl kills herself via train
senior
>one of school's star athletes od's on prescription opiates
Guns, porn, depression, addiction. A portrait of modern America

>>53715061
Fucking normies

Same shit happend at my school

>Lesbian teacher's wife kills herself the old fashioned way (car fumes in garage)
>Some popular kid kills himself for some reason
>Kid gets shot allegedly over a parking spot

>>53717701
Also there were serious rumors that this one substitute was a former pornstar, but I never saw any of her videos.

>>53714880 (OP)
In my junior year a graduating student kissed one of her teachers on the mouth after receiving her diploma. It was revealed they eloped prior to the ceremony.

>>53714940
Not steroids? No wonder he was fired, no heart for the job.

>>53717413
post the vid mate

The year before I came to school, a guy made a Facebook page called "[female teacher] is in my wank bank". He got expelled, three other students who commented on it got suspended and a bunch of people who liked it got detentions.

>>53714880 (OP)
that time thugs started snitchin' on each other during senior year

>>53717474
Should have fucked her, lad.

>>53716081
>Rape an animal.
>Animal gets put down.
The entire world is the middle east for animals.

>>53718043
you're right man but I was the spergest of spergs, I didn't have even a chance with that lol

>>53717988
One more middle school story
>its homeroom period
>two kids were mad at each other
>they agree to fight
>they go to the restroom
>kid 1 grabs kid 2's head and slams him through a urinal
>the urinal completely shatters
>the kid 2 gets his jaw fucked up
>there were only 3 urinals
>they broke the urinal on the left side
>tfw people only used 1 urinal atter that because there's no urinal dividers and the urinals were too close

>>53718075
*that TOLD death note kid

>>53714880 (OP)
Girl being raped by 2 boys, who would intimidate her into following them to a shed where she was fucked daily, with no protection, for 4 months. She eventually got pregnant. Boys were sent to juvie and never bern seen since. Fucked up part was that the girl kept the child. Decision ruined her life and she's essentially a single mom trying to find a sugar daddy now.

>>53714880 (OP)
>Zach Hadel
Fuck, based
>>53714947
>Rivers
FUCK, this thread is based

>>53714880 (OP)
some of the blacks got mad that a white student was driving to school with a confederate flag on his truck

they went out into the parking lot and jumped up and down on the roof of his truck

>>53715844
Flint, Mich?

>>53714880 (OP)
Elliot Rodger shot up the town. Was a weird time to be a robot.

>>53715715
Brazil?
Orgegano

>>53714880 (OP)
This was in a London high school

Two girls gave a guy from the year or two above a blowjob which he filmed on the top floor of the school building where we weren't supposed to go. The school found out and got the video and showed the two girls' parents the video.

One was my girlfriend for about a week in year seven too. I'd definitely fuck her now

chav hapa attacked the PE teacher with a plastic cricket bat

this was half a decade before i started attending, but nothing else really happens here
https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/true-crime-scene/the-disturbed-teen-who-killed-his-older-brother-to-protect-his-beloved-teacher-a-local-kkk-leader/news-story/a50719f24dedd1ab810acde4c04d37f4

some senior did sexual stuff with his 2 year old sister

In the 6th grade (this was still elementary at my school) a kid shit his pants. For some reason, instead of saying anything he just sat in his own shit the rest of class. We all smelled it but it wasn't really noticable until we lined up to go back to "home room" and the shit was literally rolling down his leg into his socks/shoes.

His last name was Brown so you can imagine his life post shitting himself.

>>53714880 (OP)
A kid hung himself on the bleachers in High School. For a week all the girls that bullied him acted like they liked him and fake cried everyday. Everyone saw his body from the senior parking lot that morning. News casters showed up with cameras to interview people. Of course all the girls that bullied him were on camera saying they were his friend.

Autist kid got catfished by other Students and got fooled into sending a video of him sticking a deodorant can up his ass expecting nudes back

>>53714880 (OP)
it got shot up and a lot of my friends died

>>53714880 (OP)
>"What was the 'incident" at your school?"
Fucking redditfag get out of the fucking board
Imagine actually answering a r/askreddit question

a lot of shit
>elementary
Stupid me decides to bring a little toy with some liquid inside of it, I tell my classmates that is gasoline and get suspended for 2 days because stupid administation don't know how strong gasoline smells.

Bully anoys me while he has a broken leg, I get angry about it and kick him in his broken leg, his friends grab me and they start punching me in the stomach until I puke, I get suspended for a week and bully doesn't because he is rich. They make fun of me for the rest of elementary.

>middle
Autistic history teacher that tells us how the goverment controls us with stupid illuminati shit gets in jail for raping and leaving pregnant a girl.

Alpha kid climbs the emergency stairs from the outside and gets to the top, retarded kid thinks he can do the same but loses his grip at the second floor, he gets serius injuries and gets expelled.

>high
2 months with little to no rain, the green areas are all dead. Stupid kid lights up a cig and trhows it to the dead grass, a fire starts quickly and grows without control for 50 mins, burning almost all the grass and small bushes in the area, they never found out who was the faggot that did it and the green areas stay closed for over a year.

Girl gets raped by workers from cafeteria and forces the cafeteria to close for 6 months leaving everyone without food.

End of high school one of the teachers got arrested for having sex with 3 students (2F & 1M). They were aged 14-16 at the time and he was in his 30s. Before this, all the mums though he was a DILF and was an ex bouncer, was my year 8 Geography teacher, nobody knew he was fucking teens. Was all over the news and he got 6 years jail

One of my Old school friend fought the principle

I was 9 and we had just entered a newly built school. There wasn't a bridge leading over the driveway nearby, and one day one of the kids in our school was hit by a car when heading to home and died. The next day we had a silent moment after the morning assembly while we stood up in our class rooms and listened to the song below. I understood what death was for the first time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCR6QsvkWQ (unembed)

No other incidents. Except that once someone brought a fake gun to my school saying to others that it would be an interesting social experiment to go around with it. He got expelled.

Kid was strangled and rolled into a mat while the coach stepped out to use the bathroom in middle school

no one will believe me but here it goes. 2 girls were found dead inside one of the slides. it was a closed slide resembling macaroni elbows chained together. when the police showed up they vanished. next day a girl came out of the slide with missing skin and ribs exposed. we all ran back into the school when she just disappeared in front of a crowd. we were banned from speaking about it. 5 teachers would sit at our lunch tables and art classes to censor us. i saw 3 kids get suspended for days for bringing up "the rib girl". these apparitions were a native american curse that my grandpa had something to do with. his solution was just to move houses and it didnt work of course. i could make 10 posts about this crazy stuff but you get the idea

this maths teacher i saw every day made the news for sleeping with 3 literal africans. 2 of them were 18 but she got arrested for sleeping with the 3rd one who was 17

indian dude blew up one of the fucking toilets with a cherry bomb, cool guy though.

>>53718895
Nah, it's an agent trying to profile posters here. Now he got some people's locations if these stories are true.

>>53717413
wasnt his fault the girl is a rapey slut

>>53718917
>Girl gets raped by workers from cafeteria
the fuck?

>>53719089
cherry bombs havent been a thing since like the 70s

>>53719043
Post more homo

>>53714880 (OP)
>5th grade
>bomb threat got called on the school. no explosion but we all had to evacuate
>6th grade
>a kid runs around naked in the bathrooms while on school camp. he pointed to his dick asking if it was a tap. pointed to his butthole asking if there was soap in it. he was the dux of the class and went on the get into the best high school in the area.
>7th grade
>an ultra triggered feminist teacher punches a kid and disappears. comes back three years later for some reason.
>10th grade
>somebody takes a gigantic long shit in the middle of the changing room floor. It was left like that for a week because the janitors didn't want to clean it. the culprit was never found

>>53715913
that is common, he was a black kid and teacher white, right?

>>53714880 (OP)
There never was a notable incident at my school. It was boring as fuck.

In middle school there were these 2 girls fighting at lunch which started a mini riot since everybody came running from all over the school to watch. That led to trash cans being thrown (some set on fire lol), kids going into classrooms and throwing chairs and other random shit.

The school police came to deal with the girls and the riot situation which made it even worse for the girls fighting because they used pepper spray and a taser on them.

Next one was when my middle school math teacher died in a car crash on the way to school one morning.

Another incident involving that same teacher who died in the car crash was a kid found his facebook and found out he was openly gay and was married too. This was back in 2009 so being openly gay wasn't as accepted as it is now. He was a great teacher though.

>>53714880 (OP)
someone sprayed a dick and balls and faggot on a guys M4 and the guy cried

>>53717424
Where can i find the photos?

>>53715061
>people were making the incident all about themselves
Please continue, wanna hear the specifics!

There was anti war march in town against Iraq/afghanistan. Whichever one started second and they didn't let us out to attend, as they obviously wouldn't so there was a big riot and they had to barricade the gates and kids where climbng fencing and smashing everything.

ANother time people were throwing fireworks at the library. Another smaller riot.

One time a guy spiked a girls drink with laxatives and she was explosively shitting herself.

A kid pushed another kid at the bus station and he stumbled off the curb and his head was crushed under the bus wheel.

A girl had an asthma attack and died.

A teacher had some old ass 70s car that had a metal bar for a roofrack just above the windscreen. So shitter ran out in front of him and was paralysed in a coma. Destroyed his brain on the bar. Think he's dead now but he never recovered certainly.

A technology teacher ran off to france with a 14 year old. They're married with 2 kids now.

I was doing a retard autist dance and break time and some inner city scum girls did an impression to mock me n the middle of the road and they got knocked down haha.

When they closed and demolished the school we looted the place and a friend and I went around stealign the fire bells. He was a massive guy and ripped one bodily out of the wall and shorted the whole ancient system so the rest of hte bells even tho they had no bell itself rang constantly. They couldn't get a safety brief or something to demolish the place and here was big delays.

Shit school. Made me the usual mess i am today. Fuck them.

When I posted natsoc texts on the wall

>>53716451
Do you have that meme?

>>53719518
they're fakes

>>53714880 (OP)
a kid fucking died

>>53714880 (OP)
i went to this school called christs hospital, its a really famous school in england.
there was like 100s of acres of land that the school owned some of which was woodlands.

So i was in year 10 and this one day we came out of our dorm room and there was 2 dead badgers out side of our dorm room they had clearly been cut open as there inside where like lying on the ground next to them. someone told a groundskeeper and they cleaned it up.
next week someone finds a owls body without its head next to the stables. people started getting creaped out and started to make rumours about the person who was doing it.
after this every sun day a dead animal would turn up one week its some bird next week a cat. teachers did not want to make it public as it would be bad for the schools image. school start to install cctv in more places. the killings stop teachers are chuffed think ha gotem but two weeks before the end of the school year a grounds keeper finds a dead deer at the edge of the woods. was really creepy.
im really bad at telling storys sorry

>>53719043

Suddenly /x/

>>53717490
heres the video btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUnAxgxBjzo (unembed)

>>53719973
You guys seem really sheltered

We busted a student with weed.
A guy who had weak bones fell of his bed and died.
Some teen pregnancies.
One of said pregnant teens, a year after giving birth commited suicide.
One guy had a coke problem the school helped heal.
Some fellas always showing up In hangovers on a wednesday.
This was all in a military school, funded and run by the army, it was considerably better and with less events than most schools in my country.

>>53714880 (OP)
Teacher was grooming a (male) kid over webcam. Police came and took him away during school hours.

>>53720205
Oh and the guy who had been groomed killed himself last year.

>>53719043
What do you mean by slide?

>>53715244
a crane got stuck in my school and it took a crane to get it out

>>53719727
Posh tory cunt

>>53714940
based teach

in 10th grade i started a fight club in the boys bathroom on fridays, then managed to trick skinny 8th graders to fight eachother on promises on hanging with the big cool kids, people would even sometimes bet money but it was never that much. it was a good time until the literal socialist teacher busted it and i was suspended

>>53714911
why couldn't i have had a qt like that in my school
there where no quiet girls

A teacher discovered a massive pile of decaying shit in the utility closet, with recent poop included. Someone had to have been using it as a restroom for most the school year. It was never found out who did it, at least publicly.

>>53715061
That always happens. "That kid who fucking died" seems to be a regular thing in schools and the aftermath is always the same. If it was a popular kid, everyone is inconsolable for weeks and there's a tribute to them at the end of the year and at graduation and everything. If it was a ghost or a kid who was bullied, everyone PRETENDS to care for like two days before forgetting about them completely, especially if they killed themselves.

>>53714880 (OP)
some nigger beat me up and got expelled for it

Girl got caught diddling herself in the bathrooms. Everyone talked about it for weeks.

Some 5th or 6th grader hijacked a school workers car and drove it into a trench or a bush, can't remember exactly. The same kid jerked off in a bus twice.

>>53714880 (OP)
I had a girl stalker from my class. One day I got feed up with her bullshit grab her arm shake her up and her hand just snapped, bone out, blood everywhere and everything. She moved to another school after this.

>>53718136
That's pretty cool man, all my English teacher got fired for was for multiple cases of identity theft.
Last I heard he works at walmart.

There was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't come to school. When we next saw him, his hair had turned bright white. Apparently it was from when the cards had smashed so hard.

>>53720907
he accidentally went to the shadow zone?

>>53720981
Mmmaybe? This was the early nineties.

At our prom night we all ordered beers from the bar/pub and put it on our headmasters tab, we all got completely trashed and then he found out, refused to pay and went ballistic.

>>53720277
Fat working class twat

>>53717366
>lives in a house with a yard
found the boomer

>>53721300
i'm 29 years old, mate. also, soon to be wizard, so fuck off

>>53715993
i was in my senior year when that was happening, that video was fucking nasty as fuck and i'm pretty sure she was from IL

>some somali niggers busted in on the gay support group and beat the fuck out of them.

>>53719973
genuinely enjoyed this

>>53718075
>3rd one

fucking based, what was his punishment ?

>>53715993
girls from central?

>>53715042
lmao pussy you are a wimp

based Psychicpebbles poster

>>53717555
Bread Bishop sounds based desu

>>53717662
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
FREEDOM ISN'T FREE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE

I'm going to talk about an incident in another school in my area that's more interesting.
>Private secondary school called Belvedere College
>Two fifth year (11th grade) students go away on a trip/aid program to Zambia or some other African country
>These two fucks get shitfaced at a local bar
>Stay there until 5 in the morning
>Make their way back to where they're staying
>At some point a pimp pulls up and offers them two prostitutes
>Drunk and tired they say yes and take them back to where they're staying
>Fuck them, don't wear protection
>Scramble in their suitcases to find money to pay them
>Just before they leave, they say "we're sick"
>Start freaking the fuck out
>One of the guys was an aspie or something so he had a SNA with him; they tell her and she vomits before rushing them to to hospital to get tested
>Since they're both underage they need to get parental permission to have a blood test so they have to call their parents and tell them how they got drunk and had unprotected sex with a bunch of African prostitutes and that they know have HIV

>>53714880 (OP)
our class and specifically one of the white students dad bullied a gay teacher

>>53721884
and did they get pozzed in the end?

>>53715061
3 kids died at my school and everyone did the same thing. it was fucking disgusting

>>53719973
Legendary
Wish it had more views

>>53721719
So what happened to you? What came of this? Answer me now anon Answer me or I'll kill you anon answer me anon answer me now anon or ill find you and eat your testies

>>53721920
Pretty sure they did, yeah.

>>53714880 (OP)
Well I guess I went to a pretty boring school. The only "incident" that happened was when somebody shit on the rim of the toilet in the men's bathroom and everybody freaked out about it.

>>53721719
>>53722009
You didn't answer me anon. Why didn't you answer me? What happened to you anon? I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. I'll try and be calm while I wait anon. I'm never ever ever ever closing this thread, not until you answer. Woe to you if it archives before you type down a response and tell me about yourself and what happened? What are you doing right now in life anon I have to know

>>53714880 (OP)
>firebaby day
There was a drug dog raid in the morning, followed by this fat chick lighting a bunch of toilet paper in one of the bathrooms on fire followed by a girl going into full on labor in the middle of a main hallway.
It was quite the day.

Also we had this one teacher who was kinda fucked in the head to to a previous motorcycle accident. He would have very erratic outbursts and once he took a big crt computer monitor and threw it out of the window of his second story classroom onto the pathway that lead out of the school. Could have actually killed sombody. Everyone just laughed about it. Also his grading was completely random.

>>53722009
>>53722133
please please please answer anon please I am trying to keep calm but I won't be able to for long. I WILL FIND YOU but I don't really mean that but I guess I do but I just need you to tell me what happened to you after that and the rest of the story please answer me anon please please please answer ANSWER RIGHT NOT PLEASE IS NOT A JOKE I WILL DO SOMETHING BAD IF YOU DON'T ANON why do you break my heart and make me lose my cool like this it doesn't have to be this way vbut you could just give me something before I go nutso and run outside AHHHH

>>53722009
>>53722163
I said it wasn't me and they said ok lol

>>53722177
omfg
thank you thank you thank you
I had the gun to my head but you saved me

>>53715061
Only women do this. When a teacher died this girl I was friends with went to the funeral (she didn't know him) and kept talking about how sad she was etc how life was short and stuff. When he was alive though everyone hated him.

>>53721204
I'm skinny because I'm poor, try again

>>53714880 (OP)
In sixth grade, when I kicked down the door leading to fire escape stairs. Door's window went right out of it and smashed on the floor.
>tfw there were like 4 teachers watching it
>no consequences whatsoever, no calls, no nothing

>>53722221
everyone does that, every single human being is a selfcentered cunt. yes, even your mother.

>>53720907
We had this girl who wouldn't change with the girls in the change room. And when they finally made her, they saw birth marks all over her body. She couldn't quite explain it, they'd always just been there.

Dean was arrested for hiring prostitutes and doing crystal meth. Part of the drug task force in our high school.

Maths teacher shoving a tampon up his nose. Kindly donated by an dirty whore.

Worse stuff probably happened and maybe I'm so desensitised that it doesn't stick out, but this directly caused him to lose his job so I'll have to go with that.

somebody spraypaited their rapper name all over the school walls, the windows and a war memorial. there was 700 kids in the school and three black kids. guess who got questioned first.

>>53715244
Does anyone have that old screencap? Might take a crane to get it out.

>>53714880 (OP)
I got caught getting a blowjob from a senior behind a concession stand during a football game while I was a sophomore. It ended up getting back to my girlfriend who decided to start giving me blowjobs instead of breaking up with me.

>>53714951
>>that openly gay kid who got caught raping the special ed kids in the bathroom
like pottery

>>53715777
>>hang out with outcasts and genuine autists
wish my school had those

>some girl goes missing
>turns up dead some time later
>her ex walks around and plays detective
>asks questions, beats up some stoners beats up some huge nigger in front of a croud
>turns out the school under influence of some drug cartell
>bitch stole 1kg of heroin

>>53717413
lol what a cuck
should hang

>>53714880 (OP)

Plenty.

>Friends and I snuck into the gym through a hatch on the roof
>Find a fire extinguisher, run around the school shooting that shit everywhere and into the rooms of teachers we hated
>Next day
>Hazmat suits everywhere, police patrolling
>Skip school like morons

>Lit a bulletin board on fire with friends because it was fun and we're hellraisers
>Angry jocks try to find out who did it and beat them up (never found out, faaags)

>Create a "gang" and tag our meaningless name everywhere
>Get notorious for no reason
>Other sketchy kids want to find us and fight for turf
>School officials telling us to watch out for this dangerous new gang
>max kek'n in class while the teacher is trying to warn us

>Break into the cafeteria at night where all the golf carts that security uses are stored
>They can be turned on using pennies
>Lel go kart maniiaaaa

>Literally accidentally pull the fire alarm because I was trying to look behind the lever to the mechanism to see how it worked
>Pulled too far, everyone runs out into the field
>Literally by that point every fucking person in the school knew it was me, faculty included
>People thanked me for getting out of tests they didn't study for

Two ones I wasn't involved in:

>Resident fat retarded kid in the cafeteria at lunch
>Grabs a huge metal trash can
>Charges full speed into a wall
>Massive sound, he falls to the ground, everyone stops and looks
>He gets up, then puts his arms up like he won a race
>Everyone goes ballistic and cheers
>He becomes a hero for the day
>Based retard

>Some petty "gang" shit goes down, fight starts during recess
>Perplexingly becomes this massive showdown brawl
>High school kids running into classrooms to grab weapons like metal poles, brooms, etc
>People get all kinds of fucked up

The more I reflect, the more I realize my high school was fucking stupid as hell

>>53722407
That is so sad and so the funniest thing in the entire thread, I hope you are not troubled by stuff you did as a kid anymore

Multiple in High School over the years. I live in North Carolina.

>couple fucking in an inner courtyard during lunch break. Inner courtyard forever restricted area during lunch break.
>kid found to have rifle in his truck. Confiscated. (Probably for hunting but he was a complete asshole who nobody liked)
>minor measles outbreak
>big drug ring bust. All lockers removed from the entire school.

And no this wasn't a black area. Was actually a pretty okay school with 60% well behaved students. Just underfunded because NC government bullshit.

>>53719116
You go to the Indian reservations around the 4th of July, they have everything you can think of.

>>53715993
ohh yea that video
that was nation wide if it was last year.

Temporary teacher impregnated 17 yo girl
She had rich parents and a bright future but ruined it all to get banged once lmao

>>53715009
Holy shit. What a fucking legend.

At my middle school, 3 dudes held a guy down while a 4th dude repeatedly shoved a hockey stick his his ass.

In my high school, one of the boomer teachers shit herself so bad that it was leaking down the side of her leg and all over the hallway floors. I remember gagging when I had to walk through the hall afterwards

>>53721629
>This is America
But it was in UK

>>53718082
>>kid 1 grabs kid 2's head and slams him through a urinal
fake or really shitty urinal

>>53722407
>I got bullied so bad I had to quit school and move to another one.
You deserved it.

>>53714880 (OP)
An old homeless man hung himself in the dugout for the softball field in my highschool. The next season, our state-ranked team dropped to not even winning the local section wild card game.

In my middleschool a bunch of bullet casings were found on a school bus, and a bunch o wild dogs walked into the lobby so we were in a lockdown for 6 hours.

>>53725084
They're actually surprisingly hollow and breakable. One was smashed at my school, although I don't know the circumstances.

>>53714880 (OP)
girl got caught in school auditorium sucking some dude's dick so she jumped off the balcony butt ass naked and she broke her leg. She hobbled to the theater room and hid behind clothes before the ambulance came and got her... she also ended up switchin schools lol

>>53719043
>never replys
fake and gay

A girl made a presentation about rape and displayed explicit pictures of it in the projector. Twice, as she re-used the presentation the next year. Women all bruised up, looking dead and being penetrated. Nobody said anything, not even the teacher, and nobody mentioned it afterwards. It was so easily brushed off it was surprising.

>>53719063
>went to jail for sleeping with a 17yo
Damn, it sure sounds like the land of the free

>>53719589
>He was a massive guy and ripped one bodily out of the wall and shorted the whole ancient system
owo
post his stats

>>53726027

Must of been a state where the AoC was 18, instead of 16.

>Some older kids(I knew one fo them) tried to burn my highschool a couple of weeks before the start of the school year.
>Multiple kids got caught masturbating in class.
>A girl my age who always smelled like shit started dating a 40 year old guy.
>Two 12 year old gypsy kids who were married got caught fucking in a bathroom.
>A polish guy who sat next to me for a week or two dropped out and started doing gay porn with his friend and underage brother, he also was a male prostitute.
>She was not from my school but a girl told one of her friends she regularly sucked her dog's dick.

>A kid took laxatives and shit everywhere in the bathrooms
>Two girls took Xanax and were fucked up in Spanish class
>Kid brought his cat to school and had it in his locker
>Bomb threat wrote in bathroom, kid who did it is on a watchlist
>Had a field day at highschool and some kid got heatstroke and another broke his arm
>That kid who snorted Smarties in class (me)
>That kid who made a makeshift shiv in English class (also me)

>>53721204
kys rich cunt
the rich should burn

>>53720205
tfw i always thought teachers where very uppstanding and just as a kid when they where all obviously not
tfw autism

>>53717988
Do you regret having a criminal record?

A couple of negroes on the football team all went to one of their houses to hang out. The negro who lived there told them the combination to his dad's safe, so they all stole the $50,000 from the safe. They got caught when they all started flaunting their newfound wealth on social media.

>>53720697
fuck you faggot
tfw no stalker gf

>>53726099
what the fuck
the worst thing that has happened in my hs was a freshman with slutty clothes walking around the halls with a cartel which had written on "I'm a huge whore! I love cocks!" with her telephone number

Two football star nigs got arrested for beating a man they were trying to rob.

This guy that was basically a muslim Napoleon Dynamite ran for class president and won against a popular jock. The entire auditorium cheered after every sentence he said in his speech, even when it didn't make sense to. All the popular kids were fucking seething that their friend didn't win. Easily my favorite memory of high school.

My oneitis fucked a fat bald teacher in 9th grade
It was city wide drama since the guy got caught leaving her house from her bedroom window

a kid died while playing baseball

>special needs kid tried to rape his wrangler
>ripped her skirt off
>couldn't get hard so he ran away and cried until the cops showed up
>ended up getting tazered and the wrangler got a settlement from the school

>>53720697
Anon... She liked you... I hope you don't go complaining around in tfw no gf threads now

>>53726374
Oh and here are the stories of me being that kid

Ate a bunch of corn nuts and water before PE, we were doing races while holding dumbbells that day which we'd never done before or after, I always went hard in pe because it was fun and after the first sprint I laid on the ground throwing up while the gym teacher laughed at me.

I got high for the first time, on lunch break, walked in to math class, sat down, immediately started thinking everyone knew I was high, walked right back out of math class and hid in the bathroom suffering from auditory hallucinations for an hour till my dad came to pick me up.

>>53721300
the fuck else would you live in you stupid faggot

>>53722005
Was he hard while doing it? What about the crowd?

>>53721705
based nigger
fuck those authoritarian cunts